by Pat Bove | Jan 23, 2025 | A Short Story
“Valhalla, NY,” I say in a rush. “Isn’t that really far?” the girl sitting shotgun prods her phone for answers—“still no fucking signal!” “Anyone know someone closer—I’m all ears!” I hit a hard offramp exiting the 287, whipping around the full loop to cross over on...
by Pat Bove | Jan 21, 2025 | Absurd Flash Fiction
I expected the morning to be a bit rough. A headache and a blurry recollection of the night before are standard rites of passage when you turn 21. I woke up feeling oddly refreshed—well rested, even. As I stretched and let out a deep yawn, I remembered being...
by Pat Bove | Jan 19, 2025 | Absurd Flash Fiction
The day my uncle turned off Faux News and called it annoying loud noise, I knew something was up. I can summarize my uncle in one sentence and you will understand the kind of man he is. His largest regret in life is that he was unable to make it to the January 6th...
by Pat Bove | Jan 16, 2025 | Absurd Flash Fiction
Todd had gotten a demon prince as his soul link on his eighteenth birthday, and promptly lied to everyone. “Who the fuck gets a demon?” he asked himself as he questioned his own soul’s true intentions. Todd had learned how to ditch his demon. And he did it a lot. Like...
by Pat Bove | Jan 16, 2025 | Absurd Flash Fiction
“If I’m not naked, it doesn’t work,” the stranger said as he stripped off his last piece of clothing as the gunman shouted in the distance. “What doesn’t work?!” I snapped. “My power!” The stranger was now standing bare ass right in front of me. I...
